Adam: Today?
Gabe: Yeah, this morning in Tampa.
Adam: So maybe all those "judgement day" billboards were for Macho Man ... oooooohhhhhhhhhhh yeeaaaahhhhh ... listen here, Mean Gene.
Gabe: Did you know he played minor league ball with the Cardinals and Reds organizations?
Adam: So do you think it was Macho that introduced Canseco to the juice?
Gabe: It must have been. And he introduced Prince Fielder to Slim Jims.
Adam: Well played. I always wished he would have introduced me to Elizabeth.
Gabe: Ah, yes. Miss Elizabeth. But that might have changed the whole direction of your life.
Adam: Yeah, might have been me chewing on the turnbuckle instead of George The Animal Steele.
Gabe: Of course, then it might have been you introducing the cream and the clear to baseball instead of Canseco and his pals.
Gabe: But I'm fine with never having seen you in a singlet.
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